There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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