In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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