hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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