I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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