yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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