But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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