does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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worst night to have a conscience
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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