doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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