But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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