Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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