i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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