and i looked up. we had an audience...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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