He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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