You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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