Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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