Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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