So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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