Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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