I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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