apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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