I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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