how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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