ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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