guys are not supposed to queef...right?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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