hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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