This girl is more easily done than said...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My vagina just recognized that song.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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