i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize