i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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