apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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