i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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