Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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