Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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