so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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