Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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