She is in my trunk
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Randomize