so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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