He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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