I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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