If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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