They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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