i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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