Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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