Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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