she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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