Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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