yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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