Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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