I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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