Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She even gives head with a lisp.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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