so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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